Great idea. The only problem is that you have to be a large corporation that donated to Congress and the Obama administration. Most of us don't qualify:
Source: Sheila Blair, Washington Post
For several years now, the Fed has been making money available to the financial sector at near-zero interest rates. Big banks and hedge funds, among others, have taken this cheap money and invested it in securities with high yields. This type of profit-making, called the “carry trade,” has been enormously profitable for them.